+445It seems like every word is offensive nowadays. You can say the word "bookshelf" and someone will be offended, amirite?
+243Talking to Siamese twins gets really annoying after a while. Everything just goes in one ear and out the brother, amirite?
+1,096"I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby is dying and there's nothing we can do about it. UNLESS YOU GET 100,000 LIKES ON FACEBOOK WITH AN UNFORTUNATE LOOKING PICTURE OF SAID BABY, THEN WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAVE THIS BABY" - a doctor somewhere apparently, amirite?
+623It's annoying when you achieve something and someone religious says something like "You should thank God." Fuck that. You worked your ass off to achieve it, why should God get the credit. It's not like, if you failed they'd say "You should really blame God.", amirite?
+1,181Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?
+526Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
+1,078Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up, amirite?
+318Someone should paint a Pringles tube like a tennis ball tube and then give it to their tennis friend who'd be all like "Aw man. You got me good." And then they all eat pringles together, so everybody wins, amirite?
+312I went to the zoo the other day but there was only one dog there. It was a shitzu. amirite?
+1,534Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+382It would be funny if before big chess matches they had weigh-offs, but for IQ points. "Weighing in at 185 with a PH.D from Princeton, LEONARD "GOLDEN BRAIN" SIMMONS! amirite?
+559The sky is blue. That's why we try cheering it up with fireworks, amirite?