Grilled_Cheesus

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I've never seen a post this profound

In horror/suspense movies, you know shit is gonna down when the cast is on a roadtrip and they decided to take a "shortcut". amirite?

ULTIMATE HORROR MOVIE
"Ugh, I ain't gonna take the main road where there are heaps of people and it's perfectly safe, lets go take a shortcut through the woods. Oh, the full moons so pretty. Ah shit, we're lost. And our phones don't work. Maybe the scary house where we heard all the screams coming from has a phone. There are rumours that it's haunted? Pssh, myth. There have been 13 murders there? Coincidence. Damn, we keep hearing mysterious footsteps, but no one's here. Hey, I dare everyone to stay the night. HOLY SHIT, one of our friends disappeared and there's blood everywhere and his heads on the floor! Whatever, must be a prank. Let's stay here anyways. Oh, I'm the only one left, and it has just occured to me (logical douche bag that I am) that there MIGHT be something wrong. HOLY SHIT, it's a ghost of a werewolf phsyco killer who I once cheated out of 50 cents once and is now seeking revenge. And, I can't escape him no matter how slowly he walks. screams and is hacked to death

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@Max yes lets make time macne now

Then we can traevl to the futer in our time macne!

It's better to be a girl with a boy's name than a boy with a girl's name, amirite?

"Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
'Cause it's OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
'Cause you think that being a girl is degrading"- Madonna.

There should be a law that allows postnatal abortion when the baby is really ugly, amirite?
Anne Frank was the most inspiring Muslim story you've ever heard, amirite?
@Brett They don't even compare.

Well, Romeo and Juliet was ok, but it all went down-hill when Mufasa died.

A suicide is never news worthy unless the 'victim' is gay or was cyber bullied. amirite?

I always thought this was unfair. I mean, obviously it is awful when these things happen, but every person who kills themselves has obviously has had an awful life. Either show 'em all on the news or none at all, amirite?

It sucks when someone runs into your knife 10 times and then you go to jail for it, amirite?

Or if you're not guilty but go to jail and are forced to try to explain your innocence to people but you can't speak English so it's kinda hard to get your point across.

You feel so unappreciated when you throw a pair of socks in the wash and they decide to elope, never to be seen or heard from again, amirite?

My socks never disappear together. Just one of the pair runs away, leaving the other to wonder what they did wrong.

It's so annoYing whEn people Are posting Here, trYing tO Use subliminAl messaging, amiRitE?

I got this sudden urge to vote yeah you are.

There is probably no song in the whole wide world without the word "you" in it. amirite?

The hills are alive,
With the sound of music
With songs they have sung
For a thousand years

The hills fill my heart,
With the sound of music
My heart wants to sing
Every song it hears

My heart wants to beat
Like the wings of the birds
That rise from the lake to the trees

My heart wants to sigh
Like a chime that flies
From a church on a breeze

To laugh like a brook
When it trips and falls
Over stones on its way
To sing through the night
Like a lark
Who is learning to pray

I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely
I know I will hear
What I've heard before
My heart will be blessed,
With the sound of music
And I'll sing once more.

If someone had the last name 'Dick Chapman' they would have to change it to "Genital PersonPerson'

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?

Grilled cheesus
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Don't you hate it when you are making a grilled cheese sandwich and you see Jesus. amirite?

I'm offended. EVERYONE LOVES GRILLED CHEESUS.