When you're in multiple conversations, and everyone stops answering at the same time, you think they're all in a secret group together, amirite?

I always just think I lost connection or something.

It's funny how you wear you seatbelt in a car going 60 mph but take it off when you're in an airplane going 400+ mph, amirite?

There's a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than getting into an airplane crash.

It's funny how guys complain about marriage and sexuality, when married men have sex more often and are statistically more likely to receive a blow job, amirite?

Yeah I've read about this. Especially if you're like an average guy, highly doubtful you're getting laid every night, you'd be lucky with once a week.

Dead Island is one of the best zombie games ever! amirite?

Did everyone forget about Resident Evil?

youve never seen any of the chicks that are supposedly from your town,who are advertised on pornhub, amirite?
There was always that one teacher whose butt was always in your face, amirite?

And I liked it, her butt was amazing.

don't act so high and mighty Great Britain , I have been to your country and you have your fair share of idiots and chunks there too... amirite?

America doesn't have the highest obesity rate in the world..

Walking behind a tall kid in the hall is like having a police escort, amirite?

I never knew people felt like this.. Now whenever I walk around my halls I'm gonna feel like a police escort. (6'4" Football Player)

Wet t-shirt contests in the North Pole are probably a bad idea,amirite?

Hard nipples?

They should make chargers that pop themselves out of the device is sleeping or off and the device is fully charged, amirite?

I read this like 6 times, I don't get it..

@CherryBlaster, What does a voice change have to do with being gay? And people get girlfriends to hide the fact they're gay.

I don't like his music, but hey, he's rich, young and getting a whole shit load of sexy white girls... All I can do is hate..but respect.

If you could wish for anything, an unlimited supply of batteries at your fingertips would definitely be up there, amirite?

I've always wanted my wish to be an unlimited supply of drinks at my fingertips. Imagine you're thirtsy..BAM!GATORADE

Camo shorts go with anything you wanna wear, amirite?

I like wearing it with certain things, but only when my top is white, grey or black mostly.

If a guy is sweet, a gentleman, or not a player, he will be called gay, amirite?
"I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad" is our generations version of "If I had a million dollars", amirite?