Girls: It's actually kind of amusing to tease guys, amirite?

The only appropriate teasing is the one where your girlfriend plays with your dick before putting it in her mouth.

If I had a dollar for every time facebook changed, I would have enough to buy it and stop it from changing, amirite?

If I had a dollar for every complaint about Facebook changing I'd have enough to buy it back from you.

It seems weird that in the 2nd Harry Potter movie it took a month to make the poly juice potion, but in the 7th movie it takes them like five minutes, amirite?

And this is why you losers need to also read the book.

You hate when people think they know the lessons in school. Today in health my teacher asked "why do people put beans in their ears." my answer was, "because their stupid," which was a good answer but my friend knew the lesson was about drugs so he said "to calm them down." that answer is stupid and he thought it would be great because the lesson was about drugs, but really who would do that. amirite?

I clicked on comments hoping to see I'm not the only one confused. Thank god.

So.. Kesha taught us how to spell Dinosaur, Gwen Stefani taught us how to spell Banana, Fergie taught us how to spell Delicious... Someone needs to teach "Soulja Boy" how to spell Soldier correctly. amirite?

Jim Carey taught me how to spell beautiful.


It's annoying when people say Eminem is the best white rapper in the game when he's the only white rapper they know. RA The Rugged Man, Apathy, Slug, Brother Ali, Kno, Vinnie Paz, Lord Lhus, Snak The Ripper, Surreal/Sound Providers are all capable MC's that deserve a look at before you claim Eminem is the best. Hell, even the Problemaddicts, the Procussions and the Youth have white MC's, amirite?

Eminem would murk them all if they battled each other in their prime.

True love is like a plastic flower; no matter how many times it is trampled on, it survives, amirite?

Unless I melt it.

Your house is worth less than $200,000, amirite?

I don't own a house.

It's awkward when your friends, or random kids from your school, say your mom is hot and a milf. amirite?

It's even more awkward when you realize it's true..

If you could wish for anything, an unlimited supply of batteries at your fingertips would definitely be up there, amirite?

I've always wanted my wish to be an unlimited supply of drinks at my fingertips. Imagine you're thirtsy..BAM!GATORADE

Shotguns in black ops are garbage, amirite?

My stakeout says otherwise.

You would have no problem with pubic hair if it wasn't so thick and rough in texture. amirite?

I'm fine with girls having some pubic hair. As long as it's trimmed and such.

Innocent victims can now be sued for crimes that were committed on them. What kind of sick alternate reality do we live in, amirite?

You can sue anyone for anything. You just need proof and a good case... And convincing lawyer.

You know you're in Los Angeles when you see a billboard that's in Spanish, amirite?

Or New York..

don't act so high and mighty Great Britain , I have been to your country and you have your fair share of idiots and chunks there too... amirite?

America doesn't have the highest obesity rate in the world..