when did we start eating band-aids?
This simply cannot be true, due to the fact that M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Yes, but they still enjoy preventing it just as much, if not more, than their female counter parts.
You obviously aren't doing it right if you don't enjoy a good poop.
So wrong in so many ways, but my god did I laugh my ass off :)
I will agree to the fact that it is terrifying to poop in a stranger's house.
Yeah, I don't think I could drive like they drive, but my definition of an athlete doesn't include people who drive cars for a living.
I'm pretty sure even farm animals don't like Daniel Powter.
I'm trying to give gingers a little bit of credit here.
Yeah my math teacher took all the boys into the bathroom and memorized the length of each individual's penis. Normal, right?
You shouldn't just copy paste other people's quotes.
If I'm forced to put on pants when we go out to eat, then the least she can do is shave her legs. Just sayin.
Well, you can wear pants when you start paying for dinner. Just sayin.
A. You're single. B. Your boyfriend is cheap and lame. C. Just sayin.