it's awsome when food items take on the name of the most popular branda of it ex. band-aid, jell-o, and popsicle, amirite?

when did we start eating band-aids?

If you could eliminate a bodily function you'd definitely eliminate throwing up or pooping, amirite?

You obviously aren't doing it right if you don't enjoy a good poop.

If you could eliminate a bodily function you'd definitely eliminate throwing up or pooping, amirite?
They totally need to invent a birth control pill for dudes, amirite?
@Lanz Men don't give birth. Problem solved.

Yes, but they still enjoy preventing it just as much, if not more, than their female counter parts.

They totally need to invent a birth control pill for dudes, amirite?
A NASCAR driver calling themselves an athlete for driving a car is like me calling myself a chef for using a microwave, amirite?
@1425480

Yeah, I don't think I could drive like they drive, but my definition of an athlete doesn't include people who drive cars for a living.

You take every available opportunity to use big words, amirite?

Indubitably

You've never had a teacher who has claimed to be good with remembering names, amirite?
@justalittlebit Hahah but he wouldn't do it deliberately, he just has an amazing photographic memory so if he saw anything written...

Yeah my math teacher took all the boys into the bathroom and memorized the length of each individual's penis. Normal, right?

What's a sheep's favorite song? Baaaaaa-d Day by Daniel Pewter, amirite?

I'm pretty sure even farm animals don't like Daniel Powter.

If a red-head opened a brewery, they would be selling Ginger Ale, amirite?
@What if they made a stout or a lager instead?

I'm trying to give gingers a little bit of credit here.

If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything, amirite?

You shouldn't just copy paste other people's quotes.

You hate it when you hold M&Ms or Skittles in your hand for too long because the color starts to stain your hand, amirite?

This simply cannot be true, due to the fact that M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Nowadays girls have to practically have their whole body shaved just to keep a man pleased, amirite?
@littletank Pants are more comfortable than a dress. "Just sayin."

Well, you can wear pants when you start paying for dinner. Just sayin.

Nowadays girls have to practically have their whole body shaved just to keep a man pleased, amirite?

If I'm forced to put on pants when we go out to eat, then the least she can do is shave her legs. Just sayin.

Nowadays girls have to practically have their whole body shaved just to keep a man pleased, amirite?
@littletank I pay for my own dinner, anyway. "Just sayin."

A. You're single. B. Your boyfriend is cheap and lame. C. Just sayin.