when did we start eating band-aids?
You obviously aren't doing it right if you don't enjoy a good poop.
I will agree to the fact that it is terrifying to poop in a stranger's house.
Yes, but they still enjoy preventing it just as much, if not more, than their female counter parts.
So wrong in so many ways, but my god did I laugh my ass off :)
Yeah, I don't think I could drive like they drive, but my definition of an athlete doesn't include people who drive cars for a living.
Yeah my math teacher took all the boys into the bathroom and memorized the length of each individual's penis. Normal, right?
I'm pretty sure even farm animals don't like Daniel Powter.
I'm trying to give gingers a little bit of credit here.
You shouldn't just copy paste other people's quotes.
This simply cannot be true, due to the fact that M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Well, you can wear pants when you start paying for dinner. Just sayin.
If I'm forced to put on pants when we go out to eat, then the least she can do is shave her legs. Just sayin.
A. You're single. B. Your boyfriend is cheap and lame. C. Just sayin.