Never trust atoms, they make up everything, amirite?
@Caitlin What is up with newer members of amirite trying to disprove jokes? IT'S A JOKE. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE COMPLETELY...

Don't you get it?
in that meme, what Dwight says is supposed to be funny in itself

Newer users have a sense of humor too

Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?
It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels great to take off that collar and leash after a long day of being a bitch, amirite?

You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?
You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?

One time, as soon as my mother got to the front of the line, she told me to run to the back of the store and grab a bag of Doritos, So i bolt to the chip aisle, grab the Doritos, and run back, a few feet away from the register, I drop them. I look up to see nothing but disappointment on my mothers face, while she shook her head at me, I had never felt more like a failure in my life.

Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..", amirite?

Omg, YES. This actually works. When it comes to my brother, I usually try to one-up him, even. "Sami, that shirt makes you look fat." "No, Jon, my fat makes me look fat."

Most girls are at least a little pretty but not that many guys are cute, amirite?

Excuse me while I attempt to bandage this massive paper cut to my soul.