The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit, amirite?
Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
All the coolest birds (chickens, ostriches, penguins, flamingos) are the ones that don't fly, amirite?

don't forget peacocks!

The most common birthday is May 22nd. It really makes you wonder what was common 9 months before? amirite?

actually, the most common birthday is October 5th.... 9 months before was new years ever:)))

When 2 girls hug each other and scream 'i love you' people just think their best friends. But if 2 guys did that... people would just assume their gay, amirite?
@two*

hahaha i no i was editing it when i got the notifacation :) thanks though!

If you live somewhere other than the U.S, you wonder if highschool there is really like what they portray in all the movies, with all the cliques, bullying, fighting, drama, and pregnant girls, amirite?

yea... it so is unfortunatly

They should make a sequel to "Inception" called "Conception", starring Kate Gosselin and Octomom. amirite?

yea.... but kate did nothing wrong! She wanted 3 kids, and ended up getting 8. Then her husband was a jackass and got a girl friend... Ocomom i see, but not poor kate.

the best teachers teach you so much more then just academics, amirite?
@Like sex?

no.... like how to be a good person and live your life to the fullest

At a nail salon their defiantly talking about you in Chinese, amirite?
It would be simple to steal a Chinese child because they all look alike, amirite?

I agree with you! they all look exactly alike!

People who line up all night to buy a new product or see a new movie are the same people who write "FIRST!!!" in the comment sections of websites, amirite?

no, people just want to be able to see a movie because they really want to see it, or want the product because they need it before it sells out. They don't have to be immature and say that in any old comment box!

Chicks who smoke weed are HOT, amirite?
The removable pads in bathing suits are super annoying, they get all twisted and always move around, and they are reallly hard to put back in. All bathing suits should just come with them sewn in, amirite?
@Victoria_Marie Yeah some of us with DD+ boobs, pads have to be taken out. It would be a major hassle for us if they were sewn in.

well its not like a teeney piece of padding does anything when you are that big, it just hides your nipple!

we miss saying, 'mommy, can i have a playdate?' amirite?
@Brittaany8D I, for one, have never said that..

trust me, when your were 4 i am sure you did!

God, Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Things I Cannot Change; Courage To Change The Things I Can; And The Wisdom To Know The Difference; amirite?

nooo... some people just say it without it