Charlie sheen was going on cocaine benders when lohan was in diapers...
I kind of feel like this is at least a little bit of a brag post. You know some big words. Good for you!
You're a dirty whore, grandma!
Actually at the end of the day I like to write down everything I did and then cross it off. Then if anyone ever sees my note book they will think "damn this person does everything they settheir mind to!"
No one should be ashamed of it, but there's this thing called modesty.
Well if you really wanted to live like there's no tomorrow then you wouldn't even do your homework bc you may never have to turn it in.
That depends on who is in charge of picking out the soundtrack
Haha! Though I can't say I've every wanted to give someone a congratulatory smack in the butt lol
Well it kinda hurts...but not because i'm not the reason they're having fun. But because I'm not there having fun with them.
Who originally said this joke? I can't remember now and its killing me.
Well that's life, you have to get along. Sometimes you have to pretend with people. Oh well its just a game
Well I know that. What I'm saying is, is that if you don't understand a joke that everyone else understands, maybe you do have a few screws loose in your head.
Not for me...made it worse for me.
Oh geez, some people are so touchy. Well personally, I think this post is hilarious.
I always did more of a Matilda thing, personally...