Gays aren't scary people, they're just different. And just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be ANGRY at them! How DARE they be different! WHAT? My way of life ain't good enough for 'em!?
I think your friend's complaining is just her way of bragging without trying to sound like a bitch. If I was someone like Bill Gates I would do the same thing.
"Ugh! I have just WAY too much money! I mean, look at all these papercuts! And all those Benjamin Frankilns just staring at me at night! Ugh! It's just an absolute HELL!!!"
it's like how NYC and LA are densely populated cities, but most people who live in the US live in neither city.
Just yesterday, JUST FREAKIN' YESTERDAY, I replied to a comment JUST LIKE THIS with "reoccurring comment reoccurs." For this sharp piece of wit I received about thirty votes up, and this made me smile, both because my greatness was recognized and because the people of amirite? as a whole obviously agreed with me that this comment was getting old. I went about my life with a smile on my face.
THEN I SAW THIS!
You have shattered my illusion of a perfect world. You have broken my young heart. You, sir, are nothing less than a monster, and not in the energy drink or Lady Gaga fan definition. No, I am referring to the meaning where you are a hideous and ugly beast feared across all the land.
YES, ALL THE LAND!