+2About Me's typically make everyone look pretentious and annoying if you read them before getting to know someone...which kind of defeats the purpose, amirite?
-3It's awkward when you ask someone for a piece of gum, but then you don't like the way it tastes. You want to spit it out, but they're sitting right there. So you try multiple chewing techniques to see if you can taste it less. Doesn't work. They're looking away! Quick spit it out! amirite?
+1There must be a reasonable explanation, but how in the heck do wizards wake up in the mornings? Throughout the books harry seems to mysteriously wake up on time, or else someone else wake him up. They must have some sort of system so they're not late all the time, amirite?
-61People with long hair: the underside of your hair, closest to your neck, is really gross and has a lot of split ends, amirite?
+175Since almost everyone uses the word ironic in the wrong way, maybe as a society we should make up a new word to use that means the same thing as most people think ironic means now, amirite?
+317You sometimes hear people say they wished mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. But can you imagine if they actually did? The anorexics of the world would probably start breeding them. "I lost four pounds a day just by sitting by the pond!", amirite?
+23When you first joined amirite you really wanted to keep up your 'right 100% of the time' score, but you quickly got over that. amirite?
+16One cool thing about having a smartphone is that every once in awhile you discover something you didn't know about it before and you can have fun with that for a while, amirite?
+254Its rare that just one bad thing happens at a time. You don't just stub your toe; you stub your toe, drop your water, fall into the wall, scare the cat, knock over the vase, and cut your hand on the glass from the vase. amirite?
+200What would happen if someone took polyjuice potion with a hair of a pregnant person? What if said pregnant person was due? amirite?
-10Harry Potter. He fights for the equality of all wizards, muggle born or not. Insists that there's more to a person than their blood. Then he marries a pureblood. Who he may or may not be related to. amirite?
-12Killing off Fred Weasley was completely unnecessary and quite possibly the biggest (and, arguably, only) mistake Rowling ever made. We'll never forget you, Fred. Amirite?