We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

That's when I start looking around for the person they're actually talking to.

Suicide is not the answer, because mixing coke and sprite is disgusting, amirite?
America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?

I just read that as, "I have an opinion and everyone that disagrees with me needs to agree with me." May America be the greatest country? Quite possibly. I don't know.There are a lot of variables to consider and I honestly don't know as much about the world as I probably should. I do know, however, that this country has a lot of great attributes like our judicial system and government branches. They are flawed beyond belief, and many, many changes need to be made, but they are still some of the best - if not, the best - ways to punish crimes and rule fairly. Not to mention, the U.S. is essentially a melting pot of the rest of the world. We take the culture, customs, technology, sciences, and philosophies of all other nations. If you don't like where you are living, move over a state. It will be a completely different place. You may wholeheartedly believe that the U.S. is one of the worst countries on this planet and that's fine. It's your opinion. But to deny that it has some amazing qualities is sorta ignorant, and to tell everyone else with a different belief "you're wrong" is even worse.

While watching Recess, you always wonder how the Ashleys made a pile of tires into a clubhouse, amirite?

I don't know, but it was totally scandalous!

There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?

Even if she could write english, she doesn't know any of the words because scuttle just tells her random crap when she asks . . .

If you think about it, any movie title could sound sexual, amirite?
The final duel between Harry and Voldemort didnt seem as epic in the movie, no one was around to watch it and when he saw everyone in the Great Hall they showed no emotion. Its like nbd..I killed Voldemort..not like thats the point of the whole series, amirite?

I call and raise you an awkward death. I mean, what was with the exploding people? Since when has the killing curse done that? I loved, loved, loved Sirius' death in OotP (despite my liking of the character) because it was so sudden and real and made you stop in your tracks and think, "Oh my god. Did he really just die!?" Bellatrix was all like, "I'm gonna go all confetti on your ass for that. Mmm, hmm!" And voldemort was just kinda like, "They told me I could be anything, so I became paper! Watch me fly awaaaaaay!"

Anyway, that was my rant. It's over now.

Even if you don't like Kidz Bop, you wonder how in the world they're gonna pull off "The Lazy Song" on the new CD, amirite?

My favorite change:

"Meet a really nice girl send her some really nice texts
And she's gonna write back "you're so great" (omg you're so great)"

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

This would make a hilarious short film, and I really want this to be POTD.

You believe that people have auras, amirite?

I think people have a general disposition about them. I mean, it's normally pretty easy to tell what kind of a person someone is when you meet them. I don't think they have visual rays shooting off of them, though, so I guess it depends on what you mean by "aura".

Halloween: the anniversary of the death of James and Lily Potter, and the day there was a troll in the dungeon, amirite?

Just thought you'd ought to know.

James Potter didn't deserve Lily. He's kind of a douche. Amirite?
@I feel I must respond to this in song: There are so many douchebags in the world. Yes, so many douchebags get the...

And - one time - I wanted to take your mum's boobies and go . . . "bbmmbbbmmmbbbbbmbm"

You're not sure how the Aurora shooting should be handled. On one hand, extra security would ease the minds of moviegoers, but on the other hand, you realize that once it starts, it's not going to stop. You can't help but imagine how life would be if we were searched before stepping foot into any establishment. We should all be and feel as safe as possible, but one man shouldn't alter the way we function. amirite?
@RockyRaccoon How about more stringent gun laws? Seems fairly obvious to me.

Guns aren't the only problem, though, and it's easier said than done. Not to mention, the people who want to use guns to harm, are usually the people who would get their hands on one whether it's legal or not.

It is weird to think that every part of your body, every bit of mass in it, was at one point in time food that you ate. Your hair, and thumb, and blood... it was in your throat before it was a part of you, amirite?

Huh. I guess you are what you eat.

A lot of men can't handle the regalness of an updo, amirite?