We accept the terms and conditions we think we deserve, amirite?
@WHAT ABOUT ME?

GIRL DON'T SPEAK TO ME ON THAT TONE OF CAPS

You know you're on the weird side of youtube when HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA is in the suggestion panel, Amirite?
@iEmily the irony in that episode is over 9000

my irony got wet and i haven't used it in a while, it's gotten a little rusty

The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?
@Brettward95 No wanting the D is a super super super common phrase

"She wants the dick" is a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.

The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?

"How many times does 30 go into 15?"

It'd be cool to start your own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China, amirite?
You really want to become a meme. amirite?

Psh, I already am. I call it "Good Girl Ducky."
http://ctrlv.in/119383

It's awful when you let your hair down and it just won't stop giving you that look of sheer disappointment, amirite?
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It's awful when you let your hair down and it just won't stop giving you that look of sheer disappointment, amirite?

Yeah, but I just brush it aside.
cool smilie

McDonald's new look just doesn't have that McDonald's feel, amirite?

I didn't realize people went to McDonald's for "that McDonald's feel."

We all know that one person that looks like a model in pictures but in person they look more like a horse!! amirite?
We all know that one person that looks like a model in pictures but in person they look more like a horse!! amirite?

This post pisses me off for reasons I can't explain. I'm fairly certain it's the exclamation points though.

Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?

"So, are you pregnant?"
"Well, it's complicated. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's Cat?"