GIRL DON'T SPEAK TO ME ON THAT TONE OF CAPS
my irony got wet and i haven't used it in a while, it's gotten a little rusty
"She wants the dick" is a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"How many times does 30 go into 15?"
Psh, I already am. I call it "Good Girl Ducky."
Nope, no pun here, that's why it makes perfect sense as a statement.
Yeah, but I just brush it aside.
I didn't realize people went to McDonald's for "that McDonald's feel."
For me it's the other way around. I look crappy in person, but shitty in pictures.
This post pisses me off for reasons I can't explain. I'm fairly certain it's the exclamation points though.
"So, are you pregnant?"
"Well, it's complicated. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's Cat?"