About me.

I'm pretty lame. Socially awkward. I do hair pretty well. Piercing addict. Body modification enthusiast. Lipstick junkie. I love beards. Jonah Hill holds my heart. Desperately searching for my Ted Mosby.

You can find me on any social media @HannahFOObaby :)

My life and ambitions.

My dream is to fall in love, get married, and be a housewife. Still waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet.

A brief history of my life.

I was born in 1994.
I grew up in the Twin Cities in Minnesota.
I graduated high school in 2012.
I graduated Cosmetology school in 2013.
I am currently a licensed cosmetologist.

The things I could never live without.

Love. Food. Self confidence. Crazy nights that I'll never fully remember.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

Books: The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger. Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates. Go Ask Alice by Anonymous.

TV: Twin Peaks. How I Met Your Mother. Key and Peele. Raising Hope. Psych. Lost. Nip/Tuck.

Music: I enjoy all genres. My favorite bands are Rush, Iron Maiden, and Poison, in that order.

Movies: The Wolf of Wall Street, Royal Tenenbaums, and anything and everything done by Quentin Tarantino.

Food: Fast food, sushi, Taco Bell.

The coolest places I've visited.


In my free time I like to...

Knit. Skateboard. Read. Watch films. Eat. Smoke hookah. Drink.

Favourite Quotes

"If I can be an example of getting sober, then I can be an example of starting over." Macklemore - Starting Over ❤

"I don't miss you, but I remember you, you taught a lesson and for that I give you gratitude; I'm such a mess with love and sex, but I don't fxck around with my best friend's ex." Atmosphere - The Number None ❤

You should send me a message if you..

Message me if you want to be friends. :)

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College Graduate

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