+514Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking. amirite?
+230You only get chapped lips like twice a year, but each of those times last approximately six months, amirite?
+706The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I have explosive diarrhea right now," amirite?
+1,769What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?
+2,138I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education, amirite?
+413Flies are some of the stupidest creatures on the planet. If you strike at one with a swatter and miss, it'll just fly around in circles for a minute and then land in about the same spot, thinking, "Ha! I've confused it. It probably forgot I was even here! Danger averted," amirite?
+1,782Peanuts, fruit, milk, adorable little animals... Why can't we be allergic to something like dangerous or annoying like hobos or sharks? ....ACHOO! ooh shit there's a terrorist somewhere here, I know it. amirite?
+2,115"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+2,240I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,408OK isn't just a stick person, it's a stick person who fell over. But he's going to be OK, amirite?
+620You hate it when you're biting into an apple and someone yells, "Hey that's my iPhone!", amirite?