Captain America misses his date.
I had a recurring dream that I would be a stupid user no one knew about on some obscure website.
It's getting tougher to be original, though. Just last week I finally got around to publishing my book about the man who comes to die for all of our sins, and guess what I discovered?
Well, I'd be pretty uncomfortable if someone was raping me.
Robert Robert? That DOES sound good.
I hate it when I can't be Darth Vader yet, since I'm just a small fry.
And I'm Harper! Yay!
You're on fire today, Sun.
They have the ability to come true, but first you have to forward your fortune to ten of your friends by midnight.
I knew Jesus liked us the best!
He could still be smart.
Unless you live in the Capitol, where it is accustomed to throw up at parties so you can eat more.
Imagine pooping, and then picture the exact opposite.
I agree. I've been alive for 16 years and not once my entire life has my birthday come in March! It always seems to come around November.
Scientist and I are in the same boat. I also only text his mom.