Well, the girl WAS from the UK.
I've replaced your DNA with Fruit by the Foot.
The last sentence sorta makes sense, in a homophobic way.
I know, but we will get over this. They were never right for you.
That's okay. Honestly, not many people in the US support you.
And possibly the "T" in "Report" depending on who's pronouncing it.
I can tell that s/he meant to make it a question. So many people say "Seriously?" that I can't just think that s/he hit the question mark by mistake. Have you never heard someone say "Seriously?' in the form of a question?
Texans DO say "y'all."
That was the night of the NFL draft. And while I am not completely sure what that is, I believe it is when teams pick which players they want for the year. And the joke is that Michael Jordan is neither a football player nor active.
Oh, man, I was almost Hank.
Couldn't you instead just wish for food?
I think this post is funny because it sort of sounds like you are saying that it's tough to do well in school UNLESS you smoke, drink and get pregnant.
Why did you skip One?
Man, that would be cool, but the constant flashlight-on-computer action might seriously mess my screen up.