How could parents possibly fly all over the world in one night? Don't be silly.
Doesn't it just make you hate him for saying that?
Hot girls, we have problems too. We're just like you except we're hot.
Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement?
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
E-E-EP-EP-EP-EPIC BATTLES OF AMIRITE!
Oh my god BlacklightsAndQueens you can't just ask people if they eat fish.
1/10. Tsk tsk. Where's your consistancy App? It's not relatable or an opinion.
She's not sassy! She's a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
Why yes, my alcoholism was caused by my hatred of babies.
I liked the one where it wasn't Lupus.
Lincoln said that, DUH
starts cutting open a watermelon
"What? This thing is way overripe."
HARPER!! for some reason if i view your comment while on the "best of - today" page, it squares itself every time i vote it up! this is the result is this: http://ctrlv.in/109984