HastyCroissant

You know your drug deal has gone horribly wrong when you ask your dealer for a gram of coke, and he says 'Is Pepsi ok?', amirite?
@boxtop You know a fast food purchase has gone horribly wrong when you ask the cashier for a Coke and he says, "Is Pepsi okay?"

It's worse when they don't even ask you and just give you a pepsi. Every sip tastes like disappointment.

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?

I don't understand how this is voted up.

As far as drugs goes, not everyone is lucky enough to get a good education about the negative affects of drugs. Even if they were, you don't know what situation they're in, you don't know how shit they feel and how they just want to do a little something so that for one point in their shitty lives it just isn't quite at shit anymore. You haven't been in their shoes and you don't know what you'd do.

As far as seatbelts go, removing those laws would affect the lives of the children of stupid parents, so those children deserve to die because of their parents' decisions? Anyway, if a stupid person does choose not to wear a seatbelt and dies then that isn't an event that only affects that person. Their loved ones are massively affected, if your best friend died because they weren't wearing a seatbelt you'd wonder where the law was protecting them from themselves.

In cultures where text is read from right to left, when someone from that culture pictures time on a linear scale, the past is on the right with the future on the left. In languages with masculine and feminine pronouns, a natural speaker of that language is more likely to point out the aspects of that object that are generally associated with the pronoun's gender. The effect that language has on how we perceive the world is astounding. amirite?

I've also always thought it was amazing how even within the same language simply the choice of vocabulary can change a sentence to paint a completely different picture in your head.

For example:

"I made love to a fair maiden upon a bed of reeds"

"I fucked a hot chick in a bush"

It's annoying when pro-life people try to make pro-choice people feel bad by saying "you're lucky your parents were pro-life". Your parents decided to have you because that was their choice. People forget that choice is a two way street which can also lead women to choosing to keep the baby, amirite?

I really don't understand the point of the whole abortion argument because it's totally situational. If a mother and the baby would die anyway if the pregnancy was continued then nobody in their right mind would say don't get an abortion. Whatever the circumstances though abortion should always be legal because even if it isn't people will still get abortions, the only difference is that it'll be done by an amateur with a dirty coat hanger which could put the life of the mother in danger which is something which should be avoided.

Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?

Totally reminded me of this.
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Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Even if that happened though, someone, somehow would STILL get offended...

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@Brettward95 Well from what I understand, God doesn't fuck with free will.

No, we can still have free will and not have a choice about believing in God. You can still choose whether to eat a carrot or a cake or to play football instead of watching TV. Some things you can't make a decision about though. You can't choose to be the most talented artist just by wishing and you can't choose to not love someone anymore even if you don't want to and you can't choose to believe in God. There's a clear difference.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
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No, we can still have free will. You can still choose whether to eat a carrot or a cake or to play football instead of watching TV. Some things you can't make a decision about though. You can't choose to be the most talented person just by wishing and you can't choose to not love someone anymore even if you don't want to and you can't choose to believe in God. There's a clear difference.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@Joe_Larson fair enough...but I don't think belief in God can be compared to belief in Santa. For people like you (or me) who...

Sure, it isn't a perfect example but there's nothing which can be compared to God. My point remains the same. I totally agree, I'm an agnostic, I have no idea. The concept of heaven and hell just doesn't work for me though. In most ideas of it one of the factors is how well you've led your life and how good a person you've been. The problem there is that there are only two options. Mass murderers get the same punishment as someone who once stole a stick of gum and didn't repent for that. Also, people who are close the boundary either way could live almost identical lives but one of them once killed an ant and the other didn't and one goes to heaven and the other hell. It just seems all a bit unfair to me.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@Joe_Larson Of course people can choose...since belief is a leap of faith anyways. Everyone who believes in a certain religion...

I don't think you can. For example, however unlikely it might be it is possible that Santa Claus exists. I can want him to exist as much as I want and I can try as hard as I can to believe in him but I can't because logically it doesn't make sense to me for him to exist. I mean, I want God to exist because that would give more meaning to life but I can't because logically it doesn't make sense to me.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?

I never understood that idea of heaven and hell. You go to hell if you don't believe in and worship God. People can't choose to believe in God though so God must have made people who he knew wouldn't believe in him and therefore have to spend eternity in hell - hardly fair. So God is evil or doesn't exist or heaven and hell don't exist...? hmm smilie

You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?

Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.

Since there are snow days, there should be something like beautiful days. When it is just too nice outside to be inside for 7 hours, amirite?
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Yeah, and loads of people from Alabama too...oh, wait...

Valentines day is one of the best days of the year though.

If you're in a relationship, great.

If you aren't, go to a restaurant and slip fake engagement rings into glasses of champagne or leave a positive pregnancy test on the sink of a male friend in a relationship. Fun can be had by all.