It takes a lot of passion/determination to be a doctor or lawyer. You can't "kind of" want to be. You need to have a real passion for it. amirite?

I kind of want to be a lawyer.

Having bulletproof skin would be a nice, not so abusable superpower, am I right?

Well, if you were a criminal I can see how you could abuse this power I guess... And if you were a cop you'd probably have a huge god-complex

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@LoquaciousHippo don't be bitter because it's too deep for you

Any feeling of bitterness I may or may not have felt probably passed almost 2 years ago

It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
if you'd rather have a "hot" girlfriend/ boyfriend than an "okay" one, chances are you are too shallow to deserve either, amirite?
It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?

"How could you sleep with her?!"
"Calm down, it's not like we were totally platonic friends. I didn't even know her!"
Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?

Girls: Whenever you dive into a pool, you make sure to adjust your swimsuit before coming up for air. amirite?

At first I thought this said whenever you drive into a pool, I was thinking, girls actually plan to be bad drivers and get into a swim suit before crashing into a pool?

We've all used a Sharpie and an elastic to make a capo for our guitar at some point. amirite?

I did it for the first time last night. I was like, screw spending money!

If Apple started producing cars, they wouldn't have windows. Amirite?

The Toyota yaris has windows that roll down AND up. Standard. It's a car.

Around Christmas time it is fun to go up to any "For Lease" signs & write "Navidad" under it. amirite?

I'll add this to my Christmas time shenanigans, along with reindeer humping and snowman smashing.

how messy your room is reflects how messy your life is, amirite?

Your car, too

Pictures are lies. People pretend to be happy and put on a forced smile for those 5 seconds they are posing. People don't take pictures when they are having a hard time in life, unless they're professional photographers. amirite?
Pictures are lies. People pretend to be happy and put on a forced smile for those 5 seconds they are posing. People don't take pictures when they are having a hard time in life, unless they're professional photographers. amirite?

...what? This didn't really make sense to me...

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?

Wile E. Coyote, super genius. Wile E. Coyote, SUPER genius.

How do we know that dinosaurs roared, amirite?

And how do we even know they existed on this planet? huh? huh? think about that, maybe they came over here on the meteor that supposedly wiped them out. ...Dinosaurs are aliens!