+1,583It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?
+989Guys should learn that the real beauty of a girl is buried within her soul. That's why they should try to get as deep as they can inside her, amirite?
+234Sorry everyone, I am singlehandly the cause of the earthquake. I dropped my pants to pee and my dick dropped to the floor, amirite?
+430When you sing a song from 30 years ago, no-one minds, but when you sing a song from six months ago, your friends say 'that song is so old!', amirite?
+299When your on your death bed and you're about to die, make you last words: "Respawning in 3, 2, 1...", amirite?
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+1,933A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
+1,376If tetris has taught you anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. amirite?
+1,947It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?
+1,429"Butt-load" and "shit-ton" should be actual measurements of volume and weight, respectively. Then you could say things like "kilobutt-load" and "microshit-ton" as well as "gigashit-tons per nanobutt-load". Amirite?