+832Fo sheezy mah neezy= Fo shizzle my nizzle= For sure my nigger= I agree with you whole-heartedly my African American brother, amirite?
+1,147Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know, amirite?
+1,935This is how the week goes: Monday - Denial - "Well, I'm sure Friday will come in no time." Tuesday - Despair - "That was only ONE DAY?! Friday will NEVER be here!" Wednesday - Acceptance - "Well, we're halfway to Friday." Thursday - Exasperation - "Why can't it just be Friday?!" Friday - Shock - "Wait, is it Friday already?", amirite?
+45Today I ate an apple (MLIA), but it turns out the apple was rotten (FML) I didn't know what to do so I used the apple as a LAX ball, it was pretty chill (MLIB) Unfortunatetly I then hit an old lady in the head with it. She forgave me. Her forgiveness GMH. Amirite?
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+321Gay marriage has never been a religious issue, it has only been a civil rights issue! The bible is outstanding literature, but was not written with the intention of governing a nation! amirite?