+171Lives are like books. They are all different lengths, different material. Some are sad, some are happy, some are boring, exciting, or a little of both. There will be good chapters and bad chapters. Sometimes you'll read through a good chapter so fast you can't believe it's over, and sometimes it seems like a terrible chapter will never end. But one day life will turn the page. And even though you might reread some old pages, you eventually move on, write a sequel, and then end.
+162You feel bad when someone speaks highly of you or compliments your character (e.g. being called hardworking or honest), when you've actually been quite the opposite lately.
+830It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?
+164There's nothing worse than knowing you're perfect for each other, just not now. amirite?
+264It sucks when you find out that your pet rat for 12 years is actually a fat man who helped murder your best friends parents. amirite?
+38The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.
+202Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian when she's in labor and say "Yo, Kim and Kanye, Imma let you finish having your baby, but I just wanna say Beyonce had one of the cutest babies of all time...ALL TIME" amirite?
+45Life is like a movie. As soon as a troubling part passes, there is ease. Then, another troubling part falls closely behind.
+351You have at one point wondered if every other human in the world wasn't alive, and that they were activated by your presence somehow; that you were the only person truly experiencing consciousness, Amirite?