+879Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
+500Movie producers should get more creative, ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. I want a ghost movie set in Walmart. “Cleanup in aisle 13”... “But there is no aisle 13.”, amirite?
+343Girls: When you like a guy, everything they do has a hidden meaning. Example: "He just glanced at me! He's obviously trying REALLY hard to contain our sexual chemistry!!", amirite?
+310The best response to "fuck you!" is to say "Don't threaten me with a good time" with a suggestive look on your face, amirite?
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+470Perfume and cologne commercials: "We realize it's pretty much impossible to convince you that our product smells good through TV, so here's 30 seconds of softcore porn.", amirite?
+1,664Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
+350It's quite interesting how switching the words "up" and "down" around in a sentence can totally change the meaning. For instance, take the inspirational quote, "It doesn't matter if you got knocked down, it only matters that you got up." Amirite?
+1,666Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
+137It's pretty repulsive that there's a gas station called Kum & Go. Sounds like some hobo trying to get some speedy sexual relief. amirite?
+270When you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say "What the fuck are you doing?", amirite?
+401Keep a tall glass of water by you at all times for so that whenever someone asks you any type of question, like, "How're you?" You can intimidate them by slowly reaching for the water and taking a long sip while maintaining eye contact for at least 30 seconds. Then respond with a one word answer like, "Good." At the very least it's going to freak them out, amirite?