It's weird thinking that your grandma has a vagina, amirite?

My grandma uses hers as a coin purse. :D

Girls who like boys: when you like a guy, you feel equally threatened by girls prettier than you and those girls that play videogames really well, amirite?

I tell guys I play videogames.

Thumbs up.

I tell guys I play chess.

Pure horror.

You feel pretty stupid when you smack yourself on the forehead and give yourself a headache while playing Hitler, Jesus, Jew, amirite?
@How does everyone know that AssCakes is dead? Are you sure it's not a hoax to get all of her posts on the homepage?...

Fuck you, asswipe. I know she is dead, because I knew her and met her and she had lived close to me. You accusing her of pulling this hoax to gain popularity is disgusting; you obviously didn't know her. And, yeah, loads of people die everyday, does that mean we shouldn't care? If someone close to you died, you'd care. To say anything different would be lying.

Mexicans have got learn about condoms and birth control. amirite?
It's not really that annoying that atheists celebrate Christmas and Easter. People are perfectly free to celebrate them in a non-religious way, amirite?
Mexicans have got learn about condoms and birth control. amirite?

Because, you know, it is only the Mexicans with unplanned pregnancies.

ok i am SICK AND TIRED of people discriminating against me because i am YOUNG! like, its OKAY for me to have sex as an eleven and a half year old, its not like im not using CONDOMS and its morally fine because me and my girlfriend are in LOVE, amirite?
@burnagaininja what is a troll? like is it a young person? and also, people SHOULD follow what i say. people like you tried to...

Oh...no...no.

Please tell me you did not just compare yourself to someone like Martin Luther King.

You're self-conscious about the way you run, amirite?

I am not, but I help my friends be so. One runs like a duck with a stick up its ass. My mom runs like a duck and another runs like a toddler with a brace on one leg. c:

Black people don't shower, amirite?
@Who the hell do you think you are? If you were anywhere near intelligent, you would realize that niggers can't even...

I can't afford water?! WTH?! Why is there running water in my fucking house, then?! God damn white people, messing in my business.

Choose life; your mother did, amirite?

How about:

Choose choice; your mother got one.

Let me be clear, being gay is NOT a choice. Why the heck would someone CHOOSE for a life full of hardship and discrimination? amirite?
@If it is not a choice then how come there were hardly any gays before just recently?

There weren't any gays before?! :o Because I'm pretty sure the gays were also targeted during the Holocaust.

People need to appreciate what they have more often and be thankful for every little thing, amirite?
@I appreciate what I have, but I don't appreciate you ruining amirite.net just 'cause you're dead by having a...

Oh, yeah, we really appreciate you. You're making Amirite all good again.

Pffft. >.>

It's not like she came back from the dead and went, "HEY BUDDIES! Home all my posts, k?" It's not like she died just because she wanted to "ruin" this site and have her posts homed.

Sometimes you wish you were black so you wouldn't have a dad, amirite?

ZOMG

SHE'S SUCH A RACIST!

LET'S ALL KILL HER! >:D

It's weird to think that about 90% of animal species have not been discovered; there are already so many. What else can the world offer us? amirite?
@The_Enlightened Also kinda weird that scientists are paid to make up bull shit statistics that don't help the world.

Even if it isn't 90%, there are still species out there that we haven't discovered, which weirds me out only because you look at what we already know and think of what we are ignorant to.

Let me be clear, being gay is NOT a choice. Why the heck would someone CHOOSE for a life full of hardship and discrimination? amirite?
@thats what I said, hardly any

Perhaps hardly any that were out. I wouldn't be out in the 1800s; I don't think many people would enjoy being hung from a tree due to the ignorance of man.