There should be a one-item-or-less line at the grocery store, amirite?

Because when I get less than one item at a store I really need a checkout line

I would rather have greasy hair then crispy crunchy hair any day , amirite?

It sounds like you're talking about French fries.

Give a fish a fish, and you introduce the concept of slavery to an entire species. Teach a fish to fish, and you make him a mythical, nightmarish murderer feared by his own kind. So maybe just stay away from fish, amirite?

Okay good, cuz I was getting a little tired of reading that carp you called puns. I mean the first time I sawfish your pun I chuckled, but then it got a little ridic eel ous?