Homer_Simpson

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...

You've been attracted to a person of your own gender, amirite?

Lenny. But who hasn't?

Vampires are make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. Amirite?
Even though Homer Simpson only has 2 hairs, he still looks completely different without them, amirite?

Every hair is important guys ;)

It's a surprise that Springfield hasn't been reduced to rubble in all the years that Homer Simpson has been the nuclear plant's safety inspector, amirite?

Hey! I'm not THAT bad!

Doesn't "Patrick" from Spongebob remind you of Homer Simpson? amirite?
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay! Amirite?
@Pendletonia canada's healthcare sucks

But it's free. Free is good. Means more money for beer.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson is genius, amirite?

No one has ever called me a genius before...

They try to make a joke about it, but really Homer Simpson is just an abusive drunk that generally neglects his children. Amirite?

Well, when you put it like that...

Homer Simpson makes a lot of posts, amirite?

Well, I have a lot to say :)

Awesome people: Barney Stinson, Homer Simpson, JD Dorian, Dr. House, amirite?

Thank you, Thank you.

Marge Simpson looks WAY better with her hair down. amirite?

Tell me about it...

It stinks when someone compliments and insults you at the same time - "Hey! I love your new haircut! It makes your face look less fat.", Amirite?
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” - Amirite?
@561524

... You copied my quote? I never knew I was so important that people copied down what I said...

Vampires are make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. Amirite?
@Thomas then you're stupid

We all have the right to our own opinions.