Homer_Simpson

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...

They try to make a joke about it, but really Homer Simpson is just an abusive drunk that generally neglects his children. Amirite?

Well, when you put it like that...

You've been attracted to a person of your own gender, amirite?

Lenny. But who hasn't?

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Amirite?
Marge Simpson looks WAY better with her hair down. amirite?

Tell me about it...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? Amirite?
It stinks when someone compliments and insults you at the same time - "Hey! I love your new haircut! It makes your face look less fat.", Amirite?
Vampires are make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. Amirite?
@Thomas then you're stupid

We all have the right to our own opinions.

Vampires are make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. Amirite?
@Thomas eskimos are real dude

... I wish people would really look at my username. Then my posts would make more sense!

Even though Homer Simpson only has 2 hairs, he still looks completely different without them, amirite?

Every hair is important guys ;)

Vampires are make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. Amirite?
Doesn't "Patrick" from Spongebob remind you of Homer Simpson? amirite?
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay! Amirite?
@Pendletonia canada's healthcare sucks

But it's free. Free is good. Means more money for beer.

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson is genius, amirite?

No one has ever called me a genius before...

Homer Simpson makes a lot of posts, amirite?

Well, I have a lot to say :)