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+304If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense being ridiculous about it. Amirite?
+339It must stink to work at Starbucks. "I'll have a white cafe mocha, with half the fat whip cream, skim milk, a vanilla shot with only 1/4 the fat, soy, and... you know, scratch the whip cream." Amirite?
+43Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves! Amirite?
+37I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. Amirite?