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+21Better late than really late. Amirite?

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+34Bald guys never have a bad hair day. Amirite?

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+26Dyslexics have more fnu. Amirite?

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+178If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way. Amirite?

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+346A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. Amirite?

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+106I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Amirite?

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+25Voldemort: It’s better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all. Amirite?

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+304If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense being ridiculous about it. Amirite?

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+339It must stink to work at Starbucks. "I'll have a white cafe mocha, with half the fat whip cream, skim milk, a vanilla shot with only 1/4 the fat, soy, and... you know, scratch the whip cream." Amirite?

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+43Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves! Amirite?

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+37I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. Amirite?

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+31"He called you an alcoholic." "OH NO HE DIDN'T! Hold my beer." Amirite?

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+15I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. Amirite?

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+34It's creepy that Milhouse's parents look so much alike. Amirite?

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+38Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door, then pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Amirite?

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