+608Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender. Amirite?
+43Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves! Amirite?
+485Kids are the best. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all. Amirite?
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+37I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. Amirite?
+336I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” - Amirite?
+267Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for a moment... I would become a better public speaker. Amirite?
+533The code of the school-yard is simple: Don't tattle, Always make fun of those different from you, and Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. Amirite?