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+608Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender. Amirite?

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+305Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen. Amirite?

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+312Fame is like a drug. But what's even more like drugs are drugs. Amirite?

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+106I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Amirite?

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+43Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves! Amirite?

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+485Kids are the best. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all. Amirite?

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+37I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. Amirite?

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+15I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. Amirite?

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+336I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” - Amirite?

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+31"He called you an alcoholic." "OH NO HE DIDN'T! Hold my beer." Amirite?

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+21Better late than really late. Amirite?

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+267Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for a moment... I would become a better public speaker. Amirite?

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+34It's creepy that Milhouse's parents look so much alike. Amirite?

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+533The code of the school-yard is simple: Don't tattle, Always make fun of those different from you, and Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. Amirite?

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+193When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Amirite?

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