What is sometimes green, sometimes brown, but always a little yellow?

Bananas.

There's a lot of jokes along the lines of "don't drop the soap," but there's nothing funny about getting raped in prison. Amirite?
There's a lot of jokes along the lines of "don't drop the soap," but there's nothing funny about getting raped in prison. Amirite?

There could be something a little funny about being taped in prison. Say you're convicted of rape yourself. Hilarious.

What is hot when you put it in the refrigerator and when it comes out it is still hot?
It's a bichon not a poodle, amirite?
@Skr3wBall First picture is a poodle, second is a Bichon Frise.

Good observation. I'm making a point there is a difference in breeds.

It's a bichon not a poodle, amirite?
It seems like JD on Scrubs is way too young to have a baby, amirite?

Assuming he went to 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school starting at 17 he would be at least 25 when becoming a dr. He has a child in the six season which goes by year making him at least 31.

Potentially deadly drinking game: Watch Law and Order: SVU and drink whenever Mariska Hargitay has a new haircut. amirite?

Make it even more deadly and drink every time Olivia has a bad hair cut.

I realize that "Scrubs" is a television show, but have you ever actually thought about scrubs and who is wearing them? Whatever happened to nurses with crisp, clean, white uniforms and shoes? Now, nurses are even allowed to wear jewelry which used to be a real no-no. I still believe medical staff should be more pristine and spotless than ever.

It's easier to get poop and blood stains out of brown scrubs.

I think there should be a law about the ratio of how many nurses there are to patients in a nursing home, and it shouldn't be any more than 2 or 3 patients per nurse.

There is. It's called PPD. In a nursing home with 50 residents you think having 25 to 20 nurses there at one time is a good idea?

If a person dies should his/her organs be donated to a person who needs it, whether the deceased has agreed or not? Should it be law?
Should kids have longer school days?

8 hours a day. 5 days a week. All year long. Get them used to the working world.

Why do Governments ignore the "homeless"?

Because the homeless ignore government.

Why we aren´t happy in our jobs?

You have the wrong job.

There are two teenage boys that live down the street who have been very mischievous lately. They come over to our house to play basketball with our hoop all the time without asking. They have came as early as 5 in the morning to as late as 9 at night. My mom and my dad have asked them to leave nicely many times especially past 8 pm and they go away but we either find them playing an hour later or we find trash on our driveway the next morning. Once my mom even found them on the side of our house crouching down looking through a window. Also, there have been reports in my neighborhood that late at night people have come and banged loudly on peoples doors and ran off and everyone is almost sure it is them. My neighbors have also been complaining about them skateboarding on their driveways at a very late hour. We are considering telling the parents of the teenagers, but we have had this conversation with them before in the past years and it is no use. She just answers in a " boys just being boys" type of attitude. So thats no help. What should me, my family, and my neighbors do? please respond.

Scare them.