Calling a Woman a girl is patronizing and calling a little girl a woman is creepy, amirite?

And calling a boy a little man is completely acceptable, and even a compliment.

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

T in stalactites looks like it's hanging from ceiling,
M in stalagmites looks like it's coming up from the ground. That's how I remember

If you smell something with enough force your eating it. amirite?

Not wit ma mask on, I tellya.

If you hired a hitman anonymously online and they got caught after completing the job, you'd never be found out. amirite?
If you haven't heard of Varg Vikernes, you are missing out. amirite?
@He sucks but the music is ok.

And also, just cause he murdered someone he sucks?

Bingeing a tv show feels much better than a movie series, amirite?

I think it depends on how long the show is. I watch a lot of anime and binged one piece from beginning to episode seven hundred something at about three hours a day. I felt like worthless trash after that.

Most mammals you can think of would probably enjoy belly rubs, yet rubbing another human's belly is weird, amirite?
the sky gets it's blue color from water, but what make the water blue, amirite?

It's simple my second grade teacher told us the sky is blue cause dinosaurs splashed in the ocean and stained it

If you masturbate then you pleasure yourself. If you pleasure yourself you are pleasuring the same sex. Thus if you masturbate then you are gay. amirite?
If you haven't heard of Varg Vikernes, you are missing out. amirite?
@He sucks but the music is ok.

I'm on a huge Burzum kick. Love it.

There are carrots in the world that you share birthdays with. amirite?
@Shiny244 Nsfw tag next time please.

😂😂😂 also, WTF??

You probably have an ancestor that looks exactly like you, amirite?

No, I don't.

Screaming is a flashbang for blind people, amirite?

Dude. It's a flash BANG! It already works on blind people.

If you haven't heard of Varg Vikernes, you are missing out. amirite?
Fans are super quiet considering they have spinning blades and a motor. amirite?

well they were designed to be as silent as possible...not mindboggling