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Thumping a baby who needs to burp is functionally the same as smacking an old TV to get the picture back, amirite?

Or blowing on a game cartridge then jamming it back into the console

The next species to dominate Earth will probably have at least one mythological tradition that interprets humanity as a pantheon of ancient deities, amirite?

Ah yes Steve the god of mops

Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?
@Pheniz21 In Las Vegas, NV, where I live and a lot of places with similar climates, it's illegal to refuse someone drinking water.

Reminds me of an old story from the Middle Eastern deserts. It was punishable by death to refuse a man in the desert water if he asked for it. It was also punishable by death for a man to steal water from another in the desert. So the old man at the oasis would hide. The travelers who found him there would always ask him for water and could not be refused. But if the travelers came and took water from the oasis without asking, the old man would kill the thieves. Thmoral of the story is that everything is life or death in the desert, even a polite question.

Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?
@Some-Noname-idk You can also go to Hawaii

The issue there is, A) applying for a visa and B) money, i wish I could, escape this dreadful weather πŸ˜‚.

There's no blue food. amirite?
Luke really got the raw end of the deal having to grow up on a moisture farm in the desert, while Leia got to be a princess, amirite?

He's a boy, he can handle it

/s

The only reason humanity hasn't already destroyed itself is that, for most of history, we didn't have the power. amirite?

We are not the intelligent species because after 50 we are demented

We use Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening as a greeting but we use Good Night as a farewell. amirite?
Sponge bob is the secret formula to the crabby Patties. Without him the restaurant would fail. amirite?

Yooooo!!!!!!!!

Whoever found the first dead human must've been confused, amirite?

Probably no one has found the first dead human

Someone is Dying atm, amirite?

At the moment someone is dying from ass to mouth.

One must wonder why we cook bacon, yet we bake cookies. amirite?
An only child has the power to end their entire lineage spanning hundreds, if not thousands, of years by doing nothing, amirite?

I'm an only child and I'm about to do that by nothing doing me

Someone has a world record for killing the most mosquitos, amirite?
Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.