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Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

Yeah! I have to consider my audience before and also choose the type of answer to give, serious, knowledgeable, humorous, filthy, or smart-ass!

Vegetables grown in manure are not vegan. amirite?
Our basic directions only correspond with the earh, amirite?

There could never be a universal cardinal direction. All directions would have to be relative to something. Especially if you're talking about space. We can't even fathom how big space really is.

You're all mixed up on even Earth's directions.

Since no-one in the restaurant is interested in what's on your plate, it's weird that you think anyone on social media might be, amirite?
@browndog888 No?! So weird

I think you are in the weirdo minority on this one. Scoping out other plates and asking what other tables ordered is super common in restaurants.

The average human has 5 holes in their head. amirite?
We are very lucky that farts don't have color. amirite?

What about when you shart? Then your pants turn brown & the whole world can see. They might even turn diarrhea green or maroon if you've even something like hot Cheetos. They do have color in the realm that I come from, the color is very vivid. The scent is muted. This is what allows me to appreciate the purity of color left behind.

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?

Unless you're a student pilot, then you can be the poorest with a way better seat than first class

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?
If dinosaurs came back, archeologists would go extinct. amirite?
@teknogreek What else?

Plants, bones, ruins, civilizations

Knowledge about guns directly correlates with risk of being shot by one. amirite?
@Vic8760 No it doesn't, most people with more knowledge aren't shot by guns because they arent as careless, it's the ones...

Not saying you're wrong, or the guy who replied to you, but I think they just mean bc they're less likely to be around guns at all. But you're totally right, people should have training and be knowledgeable and safe so that likelihood doesn't increase just bc there are guns around.

Before sex Ed and porn, most guys probably assumed their dicks were above average. amirite?

Plus side, so did their wives.

Most barbershop quartets don't perform at barbershops. amirite?

I don't perform in the bedroom, does that mean I don't, wait what.. What was the question again?

Many of us will retroactively become hypocrites for getting annoyed at old people's driving. amirite?

Oh for sure, and we will be hypocrites for many other reasons as well. Such is life.

Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?

You clearly don't know why that specific layout was chosen