As a first, executives' salaries should be cut instead of firing people, amirite?

It's possible. The (small-500 employees) company I work for didn't lay off a single person when covid hit because the executive team decided to take pay cuts instead.

Search engines are useless now, amirite?

I've never had problems with search engines you just gotta know how to Google to get exactly what you want... Easier said than done for most people tho... It's easy for me because I'm a software dev and 80% of my job is googling

Penny Arcade is literally the worst webcomic of all time. amirite?

You have not ever read the worst web comics there is.

People who play instruments deserve more hype, amirite?

I totally agree, it's seeen as a ‘party trick' but no one recognises how long it takes to get good at an instrument

Hybrid birthday parties for kids/little ones are a nice gesture in theory but not good in practice. amirite?
plastic is not our enemy, lazy humans are, amirite?
@Tontonsflingueurs What does "Wrong is less than unpopular" mean

That's the "greater than" symbol. I think the idea was "this is more wrong than it is unpopular."

plastic is not our enemy, lazy humans are, amirite?

I dont personally throw any trash in the ocean. Or anywhere except a trashcan. Sadly, when it gets picked up from my house I dont control where it goes from there.

Norse God of Wars arent good. amirite?

Christian god isn't good ether.

Paper is often better than the cloud. amirite?

I agree but I do prefer the phone when it handles everything, from the menu, to ordering, to payment.

Earbuds of all kinds suck and over-ear headphones are 300 times better, amirite?

Agree about earbuds, but disagree about over the ear. Cause way too much irritation during movement.

When people hear 'priceless' they usually image the item to be expensive, when the truth is usually the opposite, amirite?

Usually it is in fact true that an item described as "priceless" is expensive.

It's value however may be questionable.

We need to spend much more on high achieving students and less on underachieving students. amirite?

Access to education for the many. Not the elite few.

Loud Cars Actually Are Cool, amirite?

Reminds me of that south park episode with the bikers.

And the bikers are loud in person too, often times getting so loud their speech just turns into them making motorcycle noise with their mouth.

And they're all over town doing it. In the bathroom, at the library, etc... people are just trying to enjoy the nice day or whatever and the motorcycle guys show up being all loud thinking they're cool but everyone hates them.

Except butters. He thinks its cool

Earbuds of all kinds suck and over-ear headphones are 300 times better, amirite?
@Tontonsflingueurs Headphones are allowed at my job as they're unprofessional. I hate the ear aches I get from ear buds. But I will...

I have a pair of ear buds that are "okay" that I wear when I ride my bike or go grocery shopping mostly because I don't want to trash and sweat all over my $500 headphones I use at the computer.

But I agree. I hate the ear ache I get from wearing ear buds.

Fans should be black, for safety reasons. White is a very dangerous colour for a fan. amirite?
@Openeyes Fans are not dangerous.

"Fans kill/maim more people than any other single piece of furniture commonly encountered in the home or at work."

OSHA Risk Assessment Journal, pg 217 ch.12