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Art is worth nothing until someone sees its value and feels the desire to own it. amirite?

Or some rich person wants to make a nice tax write off (superstar is born).

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?

Unless you're a student pilot, then you can be the poorest with a way better seat than first class

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?
@Sharag For some reason I remember the punch line being "Wow you have seventy five dollllars"

Growing up we'd always book a limo to go to the airport cause it was cheaper for a family of 4 then taking the shuttle. I believe it actually was $75 total compared to like $20/person for the shuttle.

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

I live off fast food and the only time it bites me in the ass is Christmas day. The other 364.25 days per year regardless of it being a holiday or not I can find something open no problem

I guess living off fast food bites me in the ass health wise but let's overlook that

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?

You clearly don't know why that specific layout was chosen

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?
A self storage unit can turn a $100 desk into a $1000 desk that will sell for $10, amirite?
There are a lot of girls out there who's only positive character trait is their body, amirite?

People in general

We use Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening as a greeting but we use Good Night as a farewell. amirite?

"Good day to you, sir!"

We use Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening as a greeting but we use Good Night as a farewell. amirite?
Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.