Virginity is more of an accomplishment than a failure. It's not hard to lose it; there's always some promiscuous or drunk person who'll have sex with you. It's so much harder to contain your hormones and emotions and maintain your integrity, especially if you're with someone you really like, amirite?

Sex is sex is sex is sex. Do it if you want. Don't do it if you don't want. You do it. Somebody will judge you. You don't do it. Somebody will judge you. Make your choice as if nobody is judging you, but yourself. I personally would rather have my first time with someone I really care about (of course that's not the only reason I'm a virgin, obviously). I respect if someone else wants to do it for the pure pleasure. Again, it's up to you. I make my choice because I hold sex in a romantic view, some don't share that view and that's okay.

Magic is all about how you interpret it. Sure we don't have flying cars, or magic wands, but we do have technology that allows us to talk to someone thousands of miles away, doors that open for us, and access to all sorts of information at the touch of the button. It's just a matter of perspective, amirite?
The hardest thing about doing donuts in the parking lot is not getting icing on the crotch of your pants. amirite?
As a teenager, I should be allowed to di my hair and get my ear pierced without my parents getting angry at me, I mean it's not as if I'm doing anything permanent and I'm just trying to discover who I am, amirite?

You want to discover who you are? Here's a tip: read a book. Find a hobby. Get a job. Do some volunteer work. Join a debate club. As I mature I find that life's less about the sappy Disney story of finding yourself. It's about building yourself. It's about deciding how you wish to present yourself as a decent and mature person. And if you think, even for a second, that your outward appearance holds more for your potential than actually developing character, then I absolutely don't think you're ready to make these decisions. It can take years, lifetimes to build a reputation; make sure it's one you'll be proud of.

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom, amirite?
If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@runnerdude No this is Sparta! Or Patrick. Either works really...

Actually I'm compiling a list of all the things "this" is:
madness
Sparta
Patrick
how we do it
why I'm hot
a beat-uh, u can't touch
it

And this is my list of what "this" ain't:
a song for the broken hearted.

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@ what if I adjust the straps so it's not flopping everywhere?

We don't care what you do with your lesbian partner.

You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?
Middle-school girls shouldn't have to wear tons of makeup. amirite?
@1468401

Please, son, tell me that was sarcasm. We didn't raise you that way.

Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

Girls: it's not fair how we had to suck on our mom's tits to get food as a baby. That's super gay. Girl babies should be dick-fed their dad's semen instead. amirite?
HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?
HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?
@(I’m the same anonymous) I enjoyed your sarcasm and rated your comment up.

I'm glad you understood my joke. Now we can both share a laugh and drink some milk to help strengthen our bones

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?