Sometimes you like to friendzone someone and give them little hints of a potential future relationship so that they stay single. Then if your other relationships don't work out, you have something to fall back on, amirite?

Other times I like to kick puppies and push old ladies into the road

Regardless of who wins, there will be an outcry for a recount, amirite?


Voldemort could have said, "Accio Harry Potter's clothes!" and Harry would be dragged along with them, amirite?

After reading only the first part I thought this post was gonna go is a wayyyyyy different direction..

It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?
You're not racist, but the idea of being in an interracial relationship is still a little bit weird, amirite?
Your first kiss was not at all what you expected. The movies make it seem so idealistic and romantic but in reality it kind of feels like your face is being consumed, amirite?

First ever was an accident..some guy saw the back of my head in the hallway, mistook me for his girlfriend, then really fast spun me around and attacked my face with his face
Still to this day have no fuckin clue who it was, he just shouted "OH SHIT BALLS YOU'RE NOT HER" and ran the other way

It wouldn't be that surprising if aliens accused the Korean language of plagiarising their crop circles, amirite?
@MR_ Actually oppa means goat testicles in korean

Apa was a fucking boss. Yip yip mother fucker

Neither Romney nor Obama understand the concept of two minutes, amirite?

"Well I would have had five seconds left if you hadn't interrupted me."

The girl who ran away with her Math teacher didn't want an A+, she wanted the D, amirite?
even though guys like skinny girls with big boobs, they have a lot less options for cute clothes, compared to girls who are flat chested. they don't have to buy a medium so their boobs will fit then worry if its going to be baggy everywhere else, amirite?

"I would date Jenny but her boobs are too big so she has less of an option for clothes."

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.