Normal bread is 100% edible raw toast. amirite?

Nah nah nah. A loaf of bread is bread cooked to rare. When you make toast, you're cooking it to medium / well done

If you tell geese a chilling tale do they get human bumps, amirite?
Blasters in the Star Wars Universe are either extremely difficult to control for accuracy or poorly designed. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 I would guess the reason is because there would be such an unimaginably large number of stormtroopers needed to...

Yeah, but if these guys are the backbone of your military force, wouldn't you want them to reliably be able to hit what they're aiming at instead of just spraying fire all over the general vicinity?

Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?
Uno must be hard to play in Spanish speaking countries. amirite?
In Harry Potter, images and paintings can be spoken to and they can speak back. Thank goodness Harry doesn't have a body pillow, amirite?

It I had a body pillow it would become solid after about 3 days

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Honestly, when you're unattractive AND poor and your rich, attractive friend tells you neither of those matter is such a verbal slap in the face. Of course it doesn't matter FOR YOU!!!

We only wear gloves /mittens in winter but we wear socks all year round, amirite?

Depends on your career and hobbies. There are plenty of people who wear gloves all year round. Just not winter gloves. Also socks aren't only meant to keep warm. They are for moisture and odor control and comfort.

If you scroll far enough to the right in Excel, you can create every word in the English language. amirite?

I disagree.

All of your favorite youtubers and celebrities will most likely die in your lifetime. amirite?

Pshh! Jokes on you, I'm older than most of them! ... wait...

Jeff Bezos is worth more Lamborghinis than there are Lamborghinis. amirite?

What?!? My mind is blown 🤯

A thunderstorm is when the sky is water damaged and is electrically short circuiting. amirite?
@UncleStuv Circuits tend to have electricity flowing through them, do they not?

Yes. But saying that thunder (caused by lightning) is from water damage is a poor comparison. Since its not "damage", its the natural order.

If only there were a way to disinfect the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant into the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant, which is alcohol, into the human body. If only there were a way to get alcohol into the human body. amirite?

So what your saying is to get drunk?

Male protagonists in films/series almost always have no facial hair, amirite?

But they often have stubble

Somehow

Gravity or weather is what makes things that go bump in the night, amirite?

Or your parents having sex