iamganontheumbreon

No matter what your belief, it's very disrespectful to laugh at a religion and call the people stupid and naive for believing in 'fairy tales'. Joking occasionally is fine because it's harmless, but trying to prove you're better and smarter than somebody because they believe in something you don't is rediculous. amirite?
No matter what your belief, it's very disrespectful to laugh at a religion and call the people stupid and naive for believing in 'fairy tales'. Joking occasionally is fine because it's harmless, but trying to prove you're better and smarter than somebody because they believe in something you don't is rediculous. amirite?

Thank you. To be honest, calling the Bible a "fairy tale" is really annoying and not even funny anymore. I don't understand why atheists feel the need to insult my religion, even though I respect them for not having one.

Don't you hate it when you're learning Sex-Ed and people are flipping shit and screaming that it's gross. Seriously be quiet. Little known fact: We were all born to do this, amirite?

Or, when people burst out laughing every five seconds. Just ugh. Penises are not hilarious. Sometimes I wonder if they laugh hysterically every time they see their own.

You think porn should be banned, amirite?

I think porn is pathetic. It's just sad that there are women who have so little self respect that they don't care that thousands of men are fapping to her. If that's not low, then I don't know what is. ...However, I don't think it should be illegal. As much as I hate it, I don't feel like I should take away someone's rights, even if I do find their choices pathetic.

You've had those dreams that when you wake up, you want to tell people about, but if you do, they will probably think you're on crack.... amirite?

A good example:

I'm wandering through a desert in Saudi Arabia, with some Muslim guy. He's mumbling stuff and I'm not really listening to him.
We walk over to this big, square-shaped hole in the ground. He tell me, "That's where he was buried..."
All of a sudden, everything changes. Now I'm an eight year old girl, walking in the street with one of my friends and her Mom. The street is crowded full of people, and I see a horse. The horse has no hair on its body except for its tail. The horse is carrying a note on its lower back that says, "Good morning USA."
Then, everything changes again.
I'm my normal self, in my house. I'm sitting in my basement, reading my notes on DeviantArt. I get a note from Osama Bin Laden. I don't remember the exact words, but he says something about being buried in a coffin made of metal so heavy that will sink through the earth, all the way to America, and then he will kill us all.

I also had a dream where I was a black slave and my master was a fox, but I don't feel like typing it out right now.

When you take a computer class, you put on sticky keys just to annoy the teacher, amirite?
@1656494

It also makes an annoying sound.

We've got to start naming more animals with the letter z, the zebras are getting lonely, amirite?

Zooplankton?
Zigzag salamander?
Zorilla?

If you believe in God, you don't think that he hates gays, amirite?

“… neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come, nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
Romans 8:38-39

This

If you found out your girlfriend or boyfriend had AIDS (before you had any form of sexual intercourse with them), you would probably break up with them, amirite?
@rilara You say that, but there is so much baggage that comes with a disease that is incurable. You might not be able to...

True... But you should at least stay with them until they died. How would you feel if someone left you when you were suffering the most?

Just like how songs get stuck in your head, sometimes a word or phrase gets stuck in your head. amirite?

For a few days, I had the word "breast milk" stuck in my head.
Now it's "Doitsu".

If you found out your girlfriend or boyfriend had AIDS (before you had any form of sexual intercourse with them), you would probably break up with them, amirite?

No, I wouldn't, and it's sad that people would.
That's the same thing as breaking up with someone just because they don't want to have sex. A relationship without sex would be fine.
I would never leave my boy/girl just because they have a fucking DISEASE that will eventually KILL THEM.

It's unbelievable that the average dream lasts only 2-3 seconds, amirite?

I thought it was 30 minutes..

This site should stop being about posting opinions and more about something productive like finding a cure to polio, amirite?

I thought there WAS a cure for it... ._.

It's alright to think abortion is wrong, but to call it murder is just nonsense, amirite?
@Mj1996 How does people committing suicide have anything to do with the topic of abortion? If someone never has the...

"If someone never has the opportunity to dream, who are you to say if they would or wouldn't like to live or be adopted?"
Because. It's. Not. Possible. ಠ_ಠ

It's alright to think abortion is wrong, but to call it murder is just nonsense, amirite?
@Mj1996 You say that like it's not every person's dream to have the opportunity to live.

...It's not. Because, you see, if you aren't alive, then you can't have dreams. Also, people commit suicide every day.