iamganontheumbreon

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
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@1303594 (polarlarlarlar_bare): You're so gay, you have gay sex with people. And LIKE it.

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

it's annoying when someone says that they think they have a mental disorder (anxiety, depression, ADD, etc.) to someone who actually has the disorder, amirite?

But guys, seriously, I have severe OCD! I wash my hands when they get dirty!!

People who are vegetarians because they feel sorry for animals are annoying, but the ones who think it's 'healthier' are worse, amirite?

How the hell are we annoying? What people eat has nothing to do with you.

The argument "Don't like abortion? Don't get one" is really pretty stupid if you think about it. I mean it's like saying "Don't like slavery? Don't have one.", "Don't like child molestation? Don't do it." Or " Don't like murder? Don't kill anyone.", amirite?
If you found out your girlfriend or boyfriend had AIDS (before you had any form of sexual intercourse with them), you would probably break up with them, amirite?

No, I wouldn't, and it's sad that people would.
That's the same thing as breaking up with someone just because they don't want to have sex. A relationship without sex would be fine.
I would never leave my boy/girl just because they have a fucking DISEASE that will eventually KILL THEM.

If the United States was a person, it'd be a used car salesman with a flamethrower. amirite?
@dangercat That's not what he is in Hetalia!

How did I know someone would comment about Hetalia? XD

If you believe in God, you don't think that he hates gays, amirite?

“… neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come, nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
Romans 8:38-39

This

There are some people that you feel bad for because they don't have very many friends, but then you realize that they're a total douche. amirite?

There's tons of people like that at my school. They're like a stray cat. "Aww, he has no friends! I'll go talk to hi- EW NEVERMIND. "

We've got to start naming more animals with the letter z, the zebras are getting lonely, amirite?

Zooplankton?
Zigzag salamander?
Zorilla?

What's with all the blind people wearing sunglasses? It's not like the sun is bothering you... amirite?

Why do they wear them, anyway? o.o

Anytime on television or in a movie when a person gets their car stolen they yell out " Hey that's my car ". amirite?

It's like they expect them to drive back with their car. "Oh, silly me! Haha, here's your car!"

Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?

lol. douchenozzle is a funny word.

The worst thing is when you make a typo in a big post you spent alot of time on. Like one time, I meant to say I'm keeping Kim(my doll) for when I get bored, but I accidently said him! It was so stupid. The place didn't even let me edit! That's not the only time either. It's happened at least sex other times. amirite?
When you meet someone who has never heard of The Legend Of Zelda, you die a little inside, amirite?