iamganontheumbreon

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
@EpicFlameSword ...

You forgot this one hello smilie

You never really know a person until you know what utensil they prefer to use for spaghetti eating. amirite?

One time my best friend came over to my house to have dinner, and we were having spaghetti. When I served it he asked for a spoon and I shouted, "NO! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN!"

People not living in America: You have much more of a reason to get ticked off if SOPA passes. Why does the government of one county get to decide something that will hugely impact a lot of other countries? Amirite?
The difference between a good troll and a bad troll is that a good troll actually makes you angry. He's subtle and sounds like he really is a jackass. A bad troll just makes you laugh at all the stupid stuff he makes up. amirite?

"All trolls please rise for your national anthem"

TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
GOD HATES BLACKS AND GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOL-=LOLOLOLOLOO-LOL-LOL-LOL
ANTHONYS PROBABLY GONNA DELETE THIS COMMENT TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL

moment of silence ensues
You may resume your shenanigans.

You don't know what the proper name or use is of ~, amirite?

uuummm.....~(._.~)

You show up to school naked for 1 million dollars, amirite?

You sound like an Asian guy telling me what to do.

"You pick up trash!"
"You no stay 4 hours!"
"You show up to school naked for 1 million dollars!"

'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?

T'was the morning of Christmas, and all through the house the guinea pig was flying and disturbing the mouse. The wrapping lay torn on the floor and the chair and the children, clutching toys, had made the sofa their lair. The parents had retreated, clutching their heads, and drank from their coffee right down to the dregs. And I with my laptop and my wings that I flap, had just begun thinking about inspirational crap. When upon my screen I beheld such a post, I knew I must comment, a metaphorical toast. Down for my keyboard I reached in a flash, typing so hard the keys clicked and crashed.
The sun on the side of the concrete did shine as I deflected my siblings who begged with a whine. "I need to finish this!" I exclaimed as I made words appear. "It might get more Loves than all my work yet this year!" With my fingers rushing, so lively and quick, I tacked on a line and finished with a click. More rapid than updates my words came, and I thought of my Followers and called them by name. "Look Jerkface! Look Bro_Nap! Look dawg56! See colette, see Xefon, see Rashed and trueshimmerchapstick! To the top of the post and the end of the wall, but I ran out of space before calling them all

It depends. If I had to steal an army helicopter and crash land it into the prison he is in to attract the guards while he makes a run for it, then yes. But no way in hell would I jaywalk to get said helicopter.

Its an awkward moment when its your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do, amirite?

I just pretend I am a king and they, my loyal subjects, are praising me. Try it someday.

Artists and writers: it is simultaneously fascinating and horrifying to go back and look at your old work, amirite?
@iamganontheumbreon Hilarious, too. I found one of my old stories that I wrote when I was ten...

Is it bad that I actually really liked that story? The end was so romantic, and Rex is a boss, by the way.

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold, amirite?

You sir have just solved the biggest problem in my company. See my name is Abhi and I am the CEO of Temperature Inc. My company see was trying to find out a way to sense it was cold or not. Millions of dollars were spent for a device called a "Wachipe". This device figured out the energy in an atom of Oxygen and used several sensors and motors to conclude if it was cold or non. However; The Wachipe was not very cost effective as you see it burned 5 gallons of gas a minute and used a Mercuric tank to hols and store the sensing equipment. My former friend, Mr. Thomas Zinksky accidentally spilled the mercuric tank ruining millions of dollars of equipment. We have been trying ever since then to try and make the Wachipe and make it more cost effective. Thens of years went by without any result, but you sir have just solved the problem. You have saved this company milluions of dollars with your intellegent and outstanding thesis. Thank you.

The best part of ramen noodles is the juice. amirite?

I like saving it until I have a few gallons so I can poor it in my bathtub and pretend to be a noodle.

Artists and writers: it is simultaneously fascinating and horrifying to go back and look at your old work, amirite?

A story from when I was 6:
Once their (there) was a girl who wanted to spill her chocolate milk on her bed. Insed (Instead) of her bed, she spilled in on her head. Her head spilled it on her nose. Her nose spilled it on her cat. Then the cat spilled it on her bed. The End.

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Please, someone explain...I think I'm very stupid to not get this, but I'm not going to get it any time soon

Not to be sassy... But this might be the most self-explanatory post in the history of the internet.

You imagine your toothbrush is a penis when you brush your teeth, amirite?

I don't just imagine. I use a penis as a toothbrush.