Elton John should not be allowed to have a baby, not because he's gay, but because he's so fucking old, amirite?
@PurpleZebra That has nothing to do with that. Where the hell did you hear that?

actually yes it does, it's the same with women. After 35 for a woman, the chance of her baby having down syndrome increases

I got laughing so hard I couldn't stop, and it was interesting explaining why I was laughing to my sister...

Red lipstick does not look good on every girl, and it's uncomfortable when someone doesn't realize it and insists on wearing it at every formal event, amirite?

Ohmygod I know! Or that girl who ALWAYS puts it on WRONG. Like it smudges and shit.

Charlie Sheen: He is most definitely "Bi-winning". Just kidding, he is seriously unstable and the fact that he made those interviews WITHOUT drugs is terrifying, amirite?
@Fatty Get over it? I replied because you replied, and you were the first to be defensive. Don't be a hypocrite, and for...

Hehehe I like how you care so much. It's the internet, everyone can have their opinions, I responded with slight-assholeyness because you started the slight-assholeyness. I don't need to get over myself, because really that's pretty much physically impossible, but maybe you could try it first ;]

Charlie Sheen: He is most definitely "Bi-winning". Just kidding, he is seriously unstable and the fact that he made those interviews WITHOUT drugs is terrifying, amirite?
@Fatty If you will not read all of my comment, I refuse to read all of yours. "I can't care enough to read all of...

This is from a week ago, get over it, jeeeezzz, so defensive over something that doesn't matter. If it makes your little self feel any better, I think that they should stop talking about/to him, because his sad life is really of no importance to us anymore :p

It's a big advantage to not listen to the radio, because then you don't get sick of a really good song as fast as everyone else, amirite?
It's a big advantage to not listen to the radio, because then you don't get sick of a really good song as fast as everyone else, amirite?
It's a big advantage to not listen to the radio, because then you don't get sick of a really good song as fast as everyone else, amirite?
@Applescruff It pisses me off when people say that a song's really overplayed and they're fed up of it... nobody forced you to...

What I'm trying to say is that when you want to listen to a certain genre of music when the other stations have commercials or something, there's like two stations (in my city, anyways) that play the exact same music, alternating between like 12 songs until they get the gist that we all hate it.

Charlie Sheen: He is most definitely "Bi-winning". Just kidding, he is seriously unstable and the fact that he made those interviews WITHOUT drugs is terrifying, amirite?
Charlie Sheen: He is most definitely "Bi-winning". Just kidding, he is seriously unstable and the fact that he made those interviews WITHOUT drugs is terrifying, amirite?
@Fatty To be honest, I'm not kidding. I highly doubt he's actually as insane as he portrays himself to be. Think about it...

I can't care enough to read all of that, but I'm just saying, the amount of coke he did for so long, it's not so unbelievable that he would finally have a mental break, what with the lack of brain-cells. I don't care how rich he is because of his "acting talents" on a really "funny" and "awesome" sit-com that is a "great" form of "entertainment". Really, it's not that much of an uproar, I think you're overreacting just a bit. Maybe people just don't want to focus on all the bad shit all the time, and if idiots like Charlie Sheen want to throw themselves out there for some free publicity, by all means, go right ahead! And really, one does not have to be insane all the time, it's a simple matter of the mind breaking (hence his ridiculous demand for 3 mil a show)

Charlie Sheen: He is most definitely "Bi-winning". Just kidding, he is seriously unstable and the fact that he made those interviews WITHOUT drugs is terrifying, amirite?
@Fatty I think he's doing a wonderful job of trolling america! Also, he recognizes the sad fact that a lot of people (no...

...I hope you are kidding, because he is seriously an immense form of entertainment for me. Saying he'll make "all those guys look like droopy-eyed armless children" is just too much for me. I mean, he's just what we are focusing on now before he (thankfully) dies :]

Twitter: The legal way to stalk people, amirite?
@JaJohn Lol, it's crazy!

And super creepy!! But Twitter is creepier... I mean people are willingly giving up what they are doing and where they are going for random people

Twitter: The legal way to stalk people, amirite?
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

Wait, why is everyone so crazy about this? I thought everyone did this!

You don't even know who Cody Simpson is, amirite?

Well I know A Cody Simpson...