You're damn right they can

In theory, Vampires actually do exist

how the fuck would that make you gay!?

my hair is shoulder length, it just means I like to headbang.
nothing wrong with that.

prostitute you'd like to fuck?

you are right in the fact that that is the definition.

You (or, the definition maker rather) are wrong in that 4:20 is but a misconception of theories.

Touche, worthy adversary.

Thank you.

buy some and mail it to me!

a) Thankfully 'Ginger Snap' is able to understand what I was saying.

Also, if your friends know you're on the rag, they should be like "ohai, she's on her period, I can understand why she's a whiney bitch for no reason" thus shouldn't really affect your friends.

I thought this was obvious?

there's a bomb in my face, decorated in white lace.
like that?

If you don't know what movember is, go research it.

I'm not being a dick by the way, I'm saying, you should know what it is.

What you should be saying, is everyone else will be lucky to get out alive.

(Nico--laaah): haha see, I find that clever, I've not heard a name like that, for a corn snake before.

but I could name like 10 people with pythons named monty

Theoretically, it is about personal preference.

If someone is like "cats are better, amirite?"

you can't really say whether cats are in fact better than dogs.

what's worse is when someone does it and they're like "hey that rhymed"
I'm like, congratulations, realized you just put together a grade 2 word pattern.