It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

The girls here have grotesquely long thumbs.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

Well my penis is not 9 inches long.

Driving drunk is scary the first few times, amirite?

Wow...just...wow... Does no one listen to those infomercials about drunk driving? Really? Does someone need to get hurt for some people to listen?

I have nothing against homosexuals.. I just feel bad for them, because they don't get to experience TITS. amirite?

1) Lesbians 2) Trans-sexuals can have 'tits' 3) Moobs.

Harry Potter Movies 1 & 2 are the only movies(out of the series) that truly captured the magic and essence of the books. amirite?

One and two are somehow...more magical? And I agree with ^. From then on it gets somehow scarier and darker (although still great). I guess it's a technique because Harry Potter was growing up so as each film progressed, they made the general atmosphere more mature.

Why do most African Americans have that 'I was a slave' complex? It was 200 years ago, time to move on. amirite?

I'm not sure if this is a troll post or not.

Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia, amirite?
Girls: It sucks when the hot guy turns out to be gay. Guys: It's awesome when the hot chick turns out to be a lesbian. amirite?

Mmmm that would suck if they turned out lesbian (not that there's anything wrong) especially if you liked her (if you're a guy anyways).

Virginity: What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of, amirite?

I'm proud I'm still a virgin. Virginity isn't something you'll ever get back and I'm not just gonna give it to anyone. And, yeah, I'm a guy.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... unless the words are "Hit him with these sticks and stones.", amirite?

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read XD Hahaha.

You just hate it when you're singing "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Sue Sylvester tells you to shut up. amirite?

Charice and Lea did a good job on Telephone. The 'shut up' part was hilarious. It was also funny in the beginning when Charice (Sunshine) started singing and then the look on Lea's (Rachel) face was like 'B****, this just got serious'' and then bam they started singing

Math Teachers always give you real life examples for the math you are learning but it's like "mike is 5 feet from the tree, the distance from mike to the top of the tree is 46 feet. How tall is the tree?" Who the hell wants to know how tall the trees are! amirite?

45.7 feet

Ellen DeGeneres would make an awesome teacher,amirite?

''Look under your seats class, free laptops and gift baskets for everyone!''

Canadians: I hope you have life insurance, I just got my learners =D, amirite?
@Nobody cares

That's okay mean Anonymous person, I'm too happy for you to ruin my mood.

Why would you wanna wear eyeliner? You're intentionally shoving a pointed object directly next to your eyeball, for something barely anyone will notice. amirite?

It's pretty noticeable...