Long hair has been a fashionable hair style for most of human history. amirite?

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

Almost everyone uses Q-Tips to clean their ears even though they aren't intended or marketed to do that. amirite?

What are they intended to be for then?

People only compare peepee sizes as oppozed to other parts of the body, amirite?
Egging someone's house is attempted murder if they're allergic to it, amirite?

If we're thinking along these lines... I think it would be considered aggravated assault, or if someone actually dies, involuntarily manslaughter.

If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you're singing. amirite?

You don't sing with just your face though

As we speak, Mars surface exists in the same consciousness we are in. amirite?

And all the other planets that have a surface.

If a mute women gives handjob it would be a blowjob. amirite?

It's an Italian job!

Puppets are technically alive. They have bone muscle and blood inside of them. amirite?
When you get out of the ocean some water droplets stay on your skin lowering the oceans sea level, amirite?

Well yes but actually no

Success is when your couch isn't against the wall, amirite?

If you measure success in terms of money and being able to buy large spaces. If you're happy without these things then you're also successful.

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?

If it feeds my femdom kink, I'm all for it

Fans are super quiet considering they have spinning blades and a motor. amirite?
If you masturbate then you pleasure yourself. If you pleasure yourself you are pleasuring the same sex. Thus if you masturbate then you are gay. amirite?

Your right I like touching my dick so I must love dicks. I guess I'm gay now... hmmm

‘Reckon' is probably short for ‘recognize', amirite?

reckon

/ˈrɛk(ə)n/

verb

1.

establish by calculation.

"his debts were reckoned at £300,000"

Similar:

calculate

compute

work out

put a figure on

figure

number

quantify

count (up)

add up

total

tally

tot up

2.

INFORMAL

be of the opinion.

"he reckons that the army should pull out entirely"

Its its own word

The biggest trick The Capitalist pulled was to convince people that their life revolves around their job. amirite?

They force themselves into your lives to the extent they "own" you and make work your whole life. Tell you where you have to be, when you can have a day off, when you have to leave the house, when you are allowed to go home, who you have to spend your days with and who you can't.