Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
@Ludox humongous dicks don't matter, guys

It must be rough. I can't believe someone said that to you :(

If you're poor and mentally unstable you're crazy but if you're rich and mentally unstable you're eccentric. amirite?
The condom industry is entirely dependent on people who want to have safe sex. amirite?
Vacuum has a double u in it but not a w. amirite?
Every part of your life can theoretically be expressed with numbers. amirite?
Short people are less likely to break their phones when they drop it. amirite?

Not if the short people I know are any indication.

Fans are super quiet considering they have spinning blades and a motor. amirite?
Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?

Farting doesn't mean you ate bad food. They're actually a health sign.
Not farting may be a sign of something not being quite right.

That being said, the amount of gas and smell are definitely dependent on your food chooses.

If you save your money, you have a money collection, amirite?
Surgeons are professional people openers. amirite?

Professional butchers

You know you have made it big as a game developer or artist when porn of your characters starts popping up, amirite?
@baron7755 Or you just made a lot of hot people in your game

Almost all characters in mobile royale games are hot unless they are supposed to look bad (like a goblin).

Being furloughed from work is the adult equivalant of being grounded. amirite?

Experiencing it right now!😂

Egging someone's house is attempted murder if they're allergic to it, amirite?

If we're thinking along these lines... I think it would be considered aggravated assault, or if someone actually dies, involuntarily manslaughter.

If you put a pepper on a bell, it becomes a bell pepper. amirite?
Somebody really did just have their worst day ever, amirite?
@bismith5000 No

Me, one month and counting