It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine", amirite?

You spelled time macne wrong

Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?
@hereiamsamiam You just blew my mind. Epic.

you just killed all the people that lives on the planets in your head

Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?

oh god, it's like Hagrid

It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?

Rule number 3: No Parties.


Harry Potter is overrated. Amirite?

I believe that no one who has really read the books would say that

It's hard to choose between eating a pancake or a waffle, amirite?
"Back to December" would be so much better if Taylor Swift changed "roses" to "hamsters." amirite?

"you gave me hamsters and I left them there to die"

oh yeah, I'm feeling that

@528491 C-section babies: you're offended by this post, amirite?

I'm in a rage! This is the maddest I've ever been!

Sometimes people's voices are so sexy you could just listen to them forever. amirite?

Alan Rickman

It'd be funny if a character with a scar didn't have a deep interesting story behind it "How did you get that scar? I mean you don't have to tell us if it is too troubling." "No it's fine, so one day my friend was ironing, and he had a muscle spasm and it flew into my face, the mark never went away.", amirite?

I was in the car with my parents when we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. At least that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me.

No matter how much she tries to convince you that a small penis is really not a problem you still can't help but think your girlfriend shouldn't have one, amirite?

I just spat water everywhere

It would be so awesome if everything were linked. Like instead of having a Facebook, Amirite,, Steam accounts, you had an Internet account. Everyone would know who you are on all sites, so your followers/fanbase can find you. You can have a pre-made character, fully and totally customisable (down to each hair if you so wished) so be an avatar in any MMO you play with that type of graphics (Maplestory is kind of the odd one out, graphics-wise) amirite?

if you'd linked my Facebook to my tumblr I would die

You can go from laughing to a straight face immediately, and it amuses other people, amirite?

c'est beau!

If you were a ghost, you would actually kill people if they didn't pass on your chain letter, just to freak people out. amirite?