"Actually mom, I don't need a job, I need the money that comes from a job", amirite?

Actually, Mom , I don't need the money from the job; I need what I'd buy with that money.

Rude people riding on public transportation should be smited immediately, amirite?

Okay, I'll work on that. Thanks for the feedback. :P

"I'm half Irish half English half Russian half German half Scandinavian half Scottish half Belgian and half Polish." Just because your great-great-great grandma was one of those doesn't mean you are, just say you're American or Canadian, amirite?

I'm half Australian, half English, half Romanian, half African.
No wait, I'm Indian. :D I lied.

Taio Cruz probably didn't get a girlfriend after releasing "Break Your Heart," amirite?
If you were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Hitler, you'd always win because he's always going to choose paper, amirite?

Unless you're an idiot and choose rock the whole time!

Girls: You wear makeup, amirite?
@Girls: you have vaginas, amirite?

(Lt. Obvious): For example, I don't wear makeup. Not all girls do.

The song "Just a Dream" by Nelly is pathetic. You shouldn't call your wife "Shawty," amirite?
@xolilasianxo Pathetic's a pretty strong word

you're right. well, I've got about 2 minutes to change it.

It sucks when you get home from a trip, and the first thing your mom says is "There's dishes to put away" amirite?

It sucks even more because my mom wouldn't be using proper grammar.

The song "Just a Dream" by Nelly is pathetic. You shouldn't call your wife "Shawty," amirite?
@xolilasianxo Pathetic's a pretty strong word

Ok, never mind. I still hate that song. I still think it's pathetic.

Cats always look so comfortable when they're asleep and curled up in a little ball, amirite?
@SnobbyDrugAddict And they look so fluffy in that position - makes me wanna use them as a pillow! Purrr!

Depending on how nice your cat is, your head would probably be mutilated if you did that...

you still watch disney channel even though your not a kidd anymore:) amirite?

What? I'm not a kid anymore? Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

The excitement of a wiggly tooth as a kid was great, amirite?

Either the excitement is awesome or it's completely nauseating. (Same thing!) :D

French people give me the crepes, amirite?

French people do give me the crepes. They're all mine! Muahaha!

The song "Just a Dream" by Nelly is pathetic. You shouldn't call your wife "Shawty," amirite?
We all feel awkward as we sit in the car at the car wash when the guy is towel drying it. amirite?

Everybody except the kid in the back playing Pokémon.