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dear god the jolly face
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Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?
A ghost could be humping you right now, and you would never know it, amirite?

i hope its a sexy ghost goo smilie

The good thing about being a guy is that you always have a place to hang your shower loofah while you shampoo, amirite?
It's hypocritical to wear makeup every day but then say that it's morally wrong to get plastic surgery, amirite?

surgically altering your face is different than putting some makeup on..

My parents knew each other for 1 month, dated for 2 weeks, and have been married for 20 years. You just never know when two people are meant to be together. So society should just shut it when it comes to setting rules on how long two people should wait before getting married. Let the two partners figure it out for themselves. amirite?
It's strange how some kids are sexually attractive to their parents and would have no problem having sex with them. amirite?

sheesh what kind of kids do you hang around with

Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
It's hypocritical to wear makeup every day but then say that it's morally wrong to get plastic surgery, amirite?
@Definition of surgery: "Using manual techniques or devices to improve bodily function or appearance." Technically...

so your saying when i put makeup on myself im performing surgery on myself?..that makes so much sense un smilie

You hate when the blonde, slutty girl goes up to give her oral report because you know she's going to make those stupid faces and say "sooo, yeaaah," repeatedly, amirite?
You love it how Josh would repeat things for emphasis. EMPHASIS! amirite?

i just read this out loud to myself and i said it how Josh would say it cool smilie

It's hypocritical to wear makeup every day but then say that it's morally wrong to get plastic surgery, amirite?
@How? To me, they're both methods of changing your appearance.

BUT they're very different. first of all plastic surgery is SURGERY. you need to go under anesthesia and your face gets permanently altered and there are risks involved.
makeup on the other hand isn't permanently altering your face and you can take it off at the end of the day

So just read a news article about three 14 year old girls drawing swastikas and leaving feces on a Jewish families front porch...I don't even have words. That's just the ugliest, nastiest, thing...I wish I knew who they were, so I could talk to them and tell them how incredibly sick they make me. And the mother who drove them to that house in the middle of the night needs to be absolutely ASHAMED of herself and her daughter. How did they think this was okay? Bunch of animals. amirite?

animals probably behave better than that d smilie

why do some girls think that those kinds of nails are actually attractive ono smilie

you have a love for at least one typically hated smells (sharpies, car exhaust, nail polish remover, etc) amirite?