You could be in a coma right now and you wouldn't even know, amirite?

i like to think my brain could come up with something more interesting than taking a dump reading amirite

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If you could choose between being in a state of okay-ness for the rest of your life where you're not exactly happy and not exactly sad but in the perfect middle, never to experience neither bliss nor depression and being on the roller coaster of emotion you're in now where you can be sad sometimes and happy other times, you would choose the roller coaster, amirite?

I'm on that rollercoaster and as much as I hate it, I wouldn't have it any other way.

You don't have 150 friends, amirite?

I can count all of my friends on one hand. While it's in a fist.

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?

Well that makes sense because people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Before he learned he was a demigod, you wonder why Percy Jackson didn't realize something was up when he took showers and didn't get wet, amirite?

Don't really care about this series but Logan Lerman is hot

Girls: You save all your menstrual blood in a cup throughout the year, and then pour it in with the punch at the school dance, amirite?
Pets are pointless, amirite?

It's scientifically proven that pets can lower your blood pressure and increase your life expectancy, and all the property damage they cause is probably feeding the family of at least one carpet cleaner.

Add the phrase "all over my body" to the end of any sentence, and it's automatically disturbing. amirite?

i have skin all over my body

You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
@Andy it's also annoying to read large amounts of text.

Ugh, I know, right? I didn't come here to read opinions, I came here to exploit the low-low prices on moderate quality air conditioners. And quite frankly, there's a supreme lack of that, too.

Anonymous +127Reply
You feel really awkward and stupid running with a backback on, amirite?

Its even worse when I'm wearing a frontfront.

Contrary to popular belief, screamo music isn't all about death and pain. Most of them are poetry, and if you actually take the time to learn the lyrics, you would understand, amirite?

My favorite screamo song poem goes like:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDJFHUSAHIODFA
OHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHUASHH
ADFJSKJFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Anonymous +359Reply
Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?

I hate it when you're 10 years old and you can't get some.